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when i was like 12 i used to hate one really bitchy and annoying girl from our class so i sent her a text “you will die in 7 days” during a class and she burst into tears and her mum went to police and i was so scared so i flushed my phone down the toilet
(via chasing-imagination)
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true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via chasing-imagination)
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GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
(via violentdemise)
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This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
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I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get it cut
So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.
She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places.
(via iscreamequality)
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dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
(via itcantgetanyworse)
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I’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much
(via fourtydayss)
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Beyoncé | Grown Woman
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if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents
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